PLEASE NOTE

This site is still under development.
Therefore several pages are currently only placemarkers

Thanks for your patience.

What ho!
Welcome to the 10 is 2 website.
A thing of beauty and a wonder to behold, all in all a truly life enhancing experience
In truth if you believe any of that please go to the contact page and e-mail me your NI number, bank details, full name and address. I will send you the winning ticket for next week's lottery (any country of your choice) by return..
Anyway what’s the website all about? The honest answer - I don’t know. I just wanted to build a website.
I am aware that just because I can doesn’t mean I should ... but hey!.. it doesn’t mean I shouldn’t either.
So in the same way people climb mountains - because they are there - I have cobbled this together because ...it wasn’t. It also seemed much more fun than just writing one of those blog jobbies - but I may do that too.

Now dear visitor, first things first -or in this case para three. As T’inter-web is a global sort of thing which allows many people from many countries to join together - unless of course your government has stopped you, in which case you wont even be reading this - let me explain about the above salutation; it has got me in trouble in the past.
I am not being disrespectful to you or implying anything about you. I subscribe to the Wodehouse school of English usage, rather than the African American vernacular.
If you don’t get it (I expect get it should be in “double quotes”... but I just don’t like the whole double quotes thing) there is probably going to be a lot of the content that you just wont get - which would be a shame. Mostly it’s here because it makes me smile ..... it isn’t a very serious site.

Obviously I don’t want to upset the folk dancing fraternity, it is just a shameless excuse to link to this often misattributed quotation